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一个前台小姐的暴笑八级英语

    昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的: 

    前台小姐:“hello?” 

    老外:“hi.” 

    前台小姐:“you have what thing?” 

    老外:“can you speak English? ” 

    前台小姐:“if I not speak English, I am speaking what?”  

    老外:“can anybody else speak English? ” 

    前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”   

    老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak English?” 

    前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.” 

    老外:“I want to speak to your head.” 

    前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”

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