土味情话一波又一波的火,这里又出现了新的土味情话。一起来看看最新顶级土味情话和英文版本土味情话吧。
土味情话一波又一波的火,这里又出现了新的土味情话。一起来看看最新顶级土味情话和英文版本土味情话吧。
一、新的土味情话(最新21句):
二、英文版的顶级土味情话:
You must be from Tennessee!
Because you are the only TEN I see!
你一定是田纳西州来的!
因为你是见过唯一身材火辣的人!
You know what’s on the menu?
ME-N-U
你知道菜单上有什么吗?
我和你。
Your name must be yogurt.
Because I wanna spoon you.
你的名字是酸奶吧。
我想舀一勺/我想追你。
Are you a 45 degree angle?
Because you’re acute-y!
你是45度角吗?
因为你是个锐角/小可爱!
Are you a keyboard?
Because you are just my type.
你是键盘吗?
你是我的菜。
Are you a bank loan?
Because you got my interest
你是银行贷款吗?
你收我利息/你引起了我的注意。
I"m not drunk, I"m just intoxicated by you.
我没醉。我只是为你陶醉。
I had a bad dream yesterday.
What kind of dream?
A dream without you.
我昨天做了一个噩梦。
什么噩梦?
没有你的梦。
What"s your blood type?
B.
No, you are my type.
你是什么血型?
B型。
不是,你是我的理想型。
Have you got a lighter?
No.
Then how did you manage to set my heart on fire?
你有打火机吗?
没有。
那你是怎么点燃我的心的?
May I ask you the way?
Which way?
The way to your heart.
我可以向你问路吗?
你要去哪里?
去你心里。
I"m not afraid of anyone except you.
Why?
Because I am afraid of my wife.
我什么人都不怕,就是怕你。
为什么?
因为我怕老婆。
There"s something on your face.
What?
My gaze.
你的脸上有一个东西诶。
啥?
有我的目光。
Can you love me?
No, I can"t
Then I can teach you how to.
请问你会喜欢我吗?
不会。
你不会我可以教你啊。
Do you have a map?
I"m getting lost in your eyes.
你有地图吗?
因为,我在你秋波里迷路了…
You must have cheated!
Why?
Because you always get full marks in my heart.
你肯定开挂了。
为什么?
因为你在我心里是满分。
Why hasn"t the thing I asked you to order come yet?
What thing?
Our future.
刚刚叫你帮我点的东西,怎么还没来?
什么东西?
我们的未来。
I think you look like a relative of mine.
You look like my father"s son-in-law.
我觉得你像我的一个亲戚。
你像我爸的女婿。
There are 100 ways to feel sweet.
Eating sugar, eating cakes,
and thinking about you in 98 ways every day.
甜有100种方法,
吃糖、吃蛋糕,
还有每天想你98次。
Are we friends now?
Of course!
We won’t be friends in future.
Why?
Because you will be my girlfriend.
我们现在是朋友吗?
当然啦!
以后就不是了。
为什么?
以后你是我女朋友。
Don’t steal things from me anymore!
Ah! What?
My heart.
不要再偷我东西啦!
啊?什么东西?
我的心。
Are you a magician?
Why?
Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears.
你是魔术师吗?
啊?为什么?
因为每次看到你,周围的一切都黯然失色。
What’s your Chinese Zodiac?
Monkey.
No, you belong to me.
你属什么的?
属猴的。
不,你属于我。
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you"re dope.
你爸一定是贩毒的吧,要不然你怎么会那么让人上瘾、欲罢不能
Is your name Google?
Because you"re the answer to everything I"m searching for.
你的名字是谷歌吧!
你是我追寻的一切的答案。
Do you know my original name?
I don"t know.
My original name was Wang, but it changed to Fu the moment I met you.
你知道我本来姓什么吗?
不知道。
我本来姓王,但是遇见了你,我就幸(姓)福了。